Ashton Kutcher came to speak to my school yesterday, and it was great. I got to listen to his life story while creepily trying to take pictures of Mila Kunis. Yes, Mila Kunis was here. For a majority of the presentation I was able to pay attention to Ashton, but as the talk came to a close, there were murmurs going around that Mila Kunis was in our presence. Come to find out, it was true. Yes, I did take a photo, and no I am not going to share it because I am ashamed of how unabashedly outward I was taking her photo -- flash and everything.